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The Epic of Gilgamesh Part 1: The Full Story of the Cedar Forest

3 hours · The Sleeping Almanac · September 29, 2026

The Epic of Gilgamesh Part 1: The Full Story of the Cedar Forest
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is the story everybody has heard of and almost nobody has actually read, and it is three thousand lines long, so we are taking three nights over it. Tonight is the first: the wall of Uruk, a king who was too much for his own city, a wild man made out of clay and raised by gazelles, a wrestling match in a doorway that turns into the deepest friendship in ancient literature, and the long road to the cedar forest and the guardian who lived in it. A slow, calm 3 hour sleep story to help you fall asleep and stay asleep.

Settle in, close your eyes, and let it drift over you. The pacing is slow, the voice is soft, and the music never spikes. You do not have to follow it. You do not have to remember any of it in the morning.

These are retellings drawn from the real tablets and the real history. Where the old stories turn toward fear or cruelty, we turn gently toward comfort, choosing the telling that serves a calm night. Where scholars disagree, the disagreement is said out loud rather than smoothed over.

Season Five of The Sleeping Almanac: Mesopotamia. Twelve nights.

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Chapters

  1. 0:00Welcome
  2. 4:53The Wall
  3. 9:28The King Who Was Too Much
  4. 13:59The One Made Out of Clay
  5. 20:06The Trapper and the Woman
  6. 25:40Bread and Beer
  7. 30:25The Wrestling in the Doorway
  8. 35:53The Plan, and Everyone Who Said No
  9. 41:24The Road
  10. 47:53The Forest That Was Not Silent
  11. 53:02The Seven Terrors, and the Killing
  12. 59:37What Enlil Did With the Radiance
  13. 1:06:01The River of Timber
  14. 1:11:42Calm music to drift off

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